Thanksgiving is a wonderful occasion that allows us to express gratitude, indulge in delicious turkey feasts, and share laughter through hilarious quotes. In order to enhance the joy of your holiday, I have compiled a collection of amusing Thanksgiving quotes that are bound to tickle your funny bone. These quotes will not only bring a smile to your face but also add an extra dose of merriment to your Thanksgiving celebrations. So, get ready to give thanks, relish scrumptious food, and chuckle at these humorous quotes that are sure to make your holiday more enjoyable.
- “Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.”— ANONYMOUS
- “This Thanksgiving I hope you’re able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another.” — ANONYMOUS
- “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” — Erma Bombeck
- “The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy us then?” — Jim Gaffigan
- “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” — Jay Leno
- “This Thanksgiving, cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family.” — ANONYMOUS
- “Thanksgiving. Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.” — ANONYMOUS
- “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” — Irv Kupcinet
- “It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day.” — Marilu Henner
- “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” — Kevin James
- “That’s one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football’s on!” — Michael Strahan
- “When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.” — Sam Lefkowitz
- “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
- “It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.” — ANONYMOUS
- “Vegetables are a must on Thanksgiving. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis
- “Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson
- “Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P. J. O’Rourke
- “I love Thanksgiving because it’s the one time of year where I get to eat like it’s the end of the world.” – Unknown
- “Thanksgiving is an opportunity to show off your cooking skills to people who don’t know any better.” – Unknown
- “Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks for all the things you have, like a big juicy turkey… and a dysfunctional family to share it with.” – Unknown
